Funny Procrastination Quotes and Jokes 

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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man – the airplane, the automobile, the computer – says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man – the airplane, the automobile, the computer – says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness

Author : Mark Kennedy

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Picture representation of funny quotes about procrastination. Below procrastination picture explains how a procrastinator’s mind work when a task is given to him.

A procrastinator's mind By Brain Quotes

A Procrastinator’s Mind

Procrastinator picks up a job which takes one week to complete. The assignment is given to procrastinator on Monday, and he is requested to perform the task by the end of the week. Each colored circle denotes the activities to be completed on each day to achieve the desired objective. If the work is started on Monday, and work progress as per the schedule, it is expected to get completed by Sunday.

Let us see how a funny procrastinator handles the job. Each square denotes the day of the week. Instead of working on the job to complete, he or she thinks of unrelated things or actions on unrelated activities which eat up his time. Day passes. Finally, on Saturday evening, he realizes that only less time is available for the job to be completed. He then rushes all the tasks and does it half baked on Sunday and deliver either a mediocre or shabby outcome. Everybody in this world procrastinates to some extent. But there are some people who are chronic procrastinators. Do you want to find out whether you are a procrastinator?

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Let’s say after you stumbled on this article, if you start thinking about something else, you will not enjoy funny quotes about procrastination and procrastination jokes.  In the ‘A Procrastinator’s mind‘ figure, the third line just above text looks like a straight line right…or is it just an illusion.

Funny Procrastination Jokes in Quotes

Procrastination is like credit card; it is fun until you get the bill

Funny Procrastination Quotes about the fun
Funny procrastination quotes

This funny procrastination joke reminds you people who don’t realize the importance of the tasks they procrastinate. There is no point in repenting on uncompleted tasks and tasks which are never started (actually procrastinated) on your deathbed. It is better to do that when you have time and are healthy than feel guilt towards the end of life. This funny procrastination quote summarizes the essence by relating it to credit card.

When we buy stuff on credit, nobody realizes that until they get their bill at the end of the month. After getting the bill, they get shocked for few minutes. Do you think they change afterward? Being a procrastinator how can they change their behavior. They just say to themselves that, starting from next month onwards they will be proper in their spending and increase their savings.

 Procrastination Jokes 

Procrastination Jokes about meeting
Procrastination Joke on meeting

Funny, Humor and Jokes on Procrastination. Procrastination is a human behavior to postpone things until tomorrow which should be done today ( procrastinate meaning ). Find the best quotes on various topics by best authors here to share it with social networks.

This funny procrastination joke says that A meeting is a deliberation where hours are wasted and minutes are recorded. Managers deliberately conduct a meeting which is irrelevant to the productivity of the workers. They simply ask a moderator to record the proceeding of meeting minute by minute whereas they waste hours of time in the meeting.


 Procrastinator reduces his weight

Procrastinator's mind on reducing weightOne scientist decided to reduce his weight. Unfortunately, the scientist is a procrastinator. This story explains how the solution found by scientist becomes a funny procrastination joke. He started thinking about what is the best way to reduce his weight. Many ideas ran through his mind such as walking, jogging, exercise, yoga, reducing food intake, etc. But all of them require effort from his side to reduce.

He procrastinated acting on his weight reduction and started thinking about the way to reduce weight without any effort from his side. One day he came up with an idea. It is to do research on how to make mosquito and bedbug suck only the fat instead of blood. It is what smart procrastinators can do. They concentrate on irrelevant things and procrastinate the actual task in hand.

More Funny Procrastination Quotes

Jimmy Lyons Funny procrastination Joke about lazy man

Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.

A lazy person when he is asked to perform a task, he postpones the work saying to himself that I will take it up tomorrow, as though from tomorrow he will be a Superman to finish all the procrastinated tasks accumulated throughout his life.

Funny procrastination quotes on delegation

Don’t postpone something that your co-worker can do today.

Why to postpone your tasks and bother about it, simply delegate your work or your responsibility to someone else so that your are freed up to enjoy silly things in life.

Funny quotes from work about being jealous

Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed people.

What do you feel on Monday morning, especially the time when the alarm goes off? That’s the time you envy the people who are unemployed irrespective of your work status.

Funny procrastination at its best by Joseph Addison

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money except by working for it.

Funny Lazy quotes about reform written by author Edward Young

Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fools reform.

Funny Spanish Proverb about tomorrow

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

One employee asked his boss about the busiest day of the week. He replied that often tomorrow is the busiest day of the week as many of the office staff postpone their duties to tomorrow.

Lazy funny quotes about people who wait

All things come to those who wait, but when they come they’re out of date.

Funny quotes about procrastination by famous author Oscar Wilde

I never put off till tomorrow what I can possibly do – the day after.

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