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Don't throw stone at others quote

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People who live in glass houses Quote Meaning Main Topic: Funny Quotes Related Topics: People, House, Throw, Stone People who live in glass houses should not throw stones at others Author: English Proverb Quotation Reference : ttps://books.google.co.in/books?id=AbJ1tVGmiTgC&pg=PA405&lpg  

Habit of human beings Quote

Funny Quotation Zoo is excellent place to study Quote Meaning Many human behaviors are still learned from animals and most importantly, still this civilized world continues to keep some of the animal behaviors in them. Main Topic : Funny Quotes Related Topics : Excellent, Study, Human,

Funny Quotes about Meeting

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A Meeting is a deliberation where hours are wasted Quote Meaning Funny Quotes About Procrastination Meaning: When a manager calls for a meeting, it is usually to pass his time in office not to find any solution to the problem. This is summarized in this

God Heals Quote

God heals and the doctor takes the fee Quote Meaning If you visit the private clinic, you might see a board which says. ” Trust God. He is the one who heals “. This funny quote talks about those doctors who fixed this board in

Drunkard Quote

A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle Quote Meaning Explanation about drunkard quote: The quotation conveys that people who drink do not have brain or head, that’s why they drink. It also says that after you drink, your brain does not work. Main Topic: Funny

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Common sense is very common Quote Meaning Nowadays, people has lost their common sense. It has become uncommon these days because people want to move with the herd than using the head. Main Topic :Funny Quotes Related Topics : Happy, Sense, Common Common sense is

Funny Procrastination Quotes

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I do my work at the same time each day Quote Meaning This quote is mostly apt for students. Most of us, during our school and college days, would have procrastinated our studies till the last minute. We think we are super genius and require

Diplomacy Quote

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing Quote Explanation Diplomats many times perform things which are not considered right by the majority of the public or to an individual. But their skill does that bad thing in the best possible way, so it

Committee Quote

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Committee Group of Men Quote Meaning Committee is a group of men who simply waste their time in meetings and achieve nothing, but they keep the minutes of what they have discussed but no actions. Main Topic: Funny Quotes Related Topics: People, Minutes, Waste, Hours Committee

Refusal of Praise Quote

A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice Quote Meaning Refusal of Praise leads to the proactive elimination of unnecessary worries from your life. Some people refuse to be praised just for the namesake. But their actual intention is to get praised

God Quotes about playing dice

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God plays dice with the World Quote Meaning If God created this world, why on earth does he make people suffer in this world. We are not subjects to be played like dice by him. Main Topic: Funny Quotes Related Topics: Wisdom, Believe, God, Dice,

Funny Quote on Advertisement

Advertising is 85% confusion Quote Meaning Advertising is not done to help customers to find the right product, it is done for 15% commission and it actually confuses customers like internet information proliferation. Main Topic: Funny Quotes Related Topics: Advertising, Confusion, Commission Advertising is 85%

Procrastination quote about credit card

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Procrastination is like a credit card Quote Meaning Many middle-class economical families run into this problem of getting into debt more than they earn. It is difficult to calculate the spending unless otherwise, you see the real money. Similar way, if you do not notice

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The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it

If you have worked hard and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible and a man's business to keep unmarried as long as he can

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles

When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope between the twin towers of New York's World Trade Center. Intelligence is not trying

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: Whose?

Let us meet again to discuss why we slip deadlines

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks - it says, Goodbye

No good deed goes unpunished

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early

Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, But everybody does something about it

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

I love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win

When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

Mathematics is principally a tool to meditate, rather than to compute

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth

And even if she says no, and really means yes, then quite frankly she's playing games and isn't worth the price of dinner

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

World's shortest speech. He said I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought. First tired of working,Then tired of not

Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun

I want to know how watches can hold all the time in the world using only two hands

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please

Men marry because they are tired; woman because they are curious. Both are disappointed

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others

Sometimes it's hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

When you retire, you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you

The goal of childhood is to become an individual; the goal of adulthood is to give that individuality away

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

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